Lessons Learned Part One

Yes part one. Because i know I'm going to learn quite a lot of lessons.

Lesson no 1: your baby will be most active when you are maximum tired. When your arms feel like they are going to drop off from their sockets and you can't take a step more, your baby will want to play and smile and coo at you.

Lesson no 2: when your house is at its untidiest worst, ALL the guests in the world will drop in. Unexpectedly! Yea this ones true. When your house is super untidy, when just about every outfit you own is lying out of the closet, when the house looks disaster hit, THAT'S that's when someone will pop in for a quick visit.
(Most likely the person who drops in at such a time is a cleanliness freak. Or else that aunt who judges too much or that friend who will gossip about how messy your house was)

Lesson no 3: the baby will have a diaper explosion when you put on the best clothes. Suddenly the diaper you swear by will explode leaving messy trails of you-know-what all over!! This has to happen when your baby is all cutely dressed and you are either about to step out or are in the car on your way or at someone's place or when you want to click a few nice pictures

Lesson no 4: in sync with lesson no 3 if the God feels kind towards you and doesn't grant you a diaper explosion, then the baby will throw up all over. On the bedspread, on his or her own clothes, on the shiny gift, on the diaper bag, and on any clean surface that was within line of sight. Mind you, at this point of time if you are wearing old rags the reflux will not touch you at all. BUT if you are also dressed up to go out then the reflux will be all over you too.

Lesson no 5: in sync with lesson no 2. You will have visitors when you are wearing the oldest clothes you own. The day you dress well and dress the baby well and the baby is behaving angelically no one will be around!!!

Lesson no 6: the no of times baby does poopy is inversely proportional to the no of diapers in your diaper bag. The very day you have just 3 diapers in the bag baby will want to do potty 30667943 times. The day you carry 5477786392 diapers, baby will do potty maybe 1 tine!!!!

Lesson no 7: you will most likely forget to pack what your husband asks you to hand over. Hahahaha always happens with me. Hubs: sweetie i think miss A needs her paci
Me: yea let me give you (superior look on my face) next moment (puppy face and sad eyes) i guess i left it in the steriliser back home. Oopsy.
Hubs: (superior look on his face) duh! How u forget baby? That's why i always remind you everything.
Me: uh huh.

These are the lessons that i have learned till now.

XOXO